<p align="center"> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#FFFFFF"><b><font color="#336633" size="3">ways to annoy your bill collectors</font></b><font color="#336633"><br> <font color="#669966" size="1">(and innocent employees of Payments Processing)</font></font></font> <hr noshade width="300" color="#FFFFFF" size="1"> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#336633">~ destroy the OCR or barcode at the bottom of the payment coupon ~<br> <font color="#669966" size="1">this can be achieved via magic marker, creasing, tearing, or blatantly trimming off said barcode.</font></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#336633">~ staple or tape your coupon to the payment coupon ~<br> <font color="#669966" size="1">if you're feeling saucy, staple it twice -- once at each end</font></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#336633">~ place a religious tract in with your bills every month ~<br> <font color="#669966" size="1">works best if you know an atheist, agnostic, or non-christian opens the mail</font></font></p> <p align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2" color="#336633">~ pay a random amount (in cents) more than your bill requires ~<br> <font color="#669966" size="1">or round up your amount "to keep your checkbook even"</font></font></p> <p> </p> <p align="center"><font color="#336633">[fyi, you're currently reading the code reserved for browsers that do not support iframes.]</font></p>
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